The Joke Was On Me This Nite
Under the circumstances, I wasn’t even going to tell this motha fuckin story, but I been giving yal my opinion on random acts. So, I figure, I give the audience a taste of how my life was at one point. Now this was when I, was into all acts of all kinds of shit, and if it wasn’t about a dollar then it wasn’t about shit, and whatever my name was at the time could do for you, but don’t let this title fool you. Get the full confirmation as you read. This just one of my stories when, I working the beat. So, I met this fool on Church Street one night after the club. Was it after the club, or was, I just out there working. F.Y.I… If you know anything about Church Street how it was back then you know the variations was not to fucked with. If you was looking for me, and I wasn’t occupied at the time of. Then you would have found me there swirling. Anyway, I was clocking good that night so when, I was about to wrap shit up, and head home to go to bed cause, I lived like 40 minutes away, and when you out all fucking night what seem like all but 10 minutes in the beginning. At the end of it all that drive back takes forever, I was tired, and a bitch wont thinking. He was cute, I was like 22, 23 something like that anyway he saw me getting in my car, and at that time, I was living life kinda fearless so when he had walked up, I wont on some ol nervous shit. Plus if he was out there he knew what time it was, and he wanted something, and if I was in my right frame of mind for all of what shit he pulled. It would have cost him bookoo bucks, and I don’t know how he managed to do so, but he talked me into chilling with him for about a hour longer on the next block with this other crack headed ho. When she obviously needed a hit she got lost real fast. See shit like that didn’t bother me long as, I wasn’t doing it, and it still don’t. Then he was like let’s go chill at your spot I’m like look this shit going to have to take place another time, but then he manage to somehow get me to do it. Honestly, I didn’t fuck at all that night, and I wasn’t in need of it, but maybe just maybe, and in that split second, I said fuck it, and we was in my yard. So in my mind I’m thinking this hood ass mother fucker for all of this I’m bout to make him wear me out. So we in my truck parked in my yard cause shit ready get real, and I’m nosey if, and only if. So he hopes in the back, and I follow up. He like suck my dick. First he took his shirt off. Body on point. I’m like okay cool, and then he took that motha fuckin dick out, I swear he was pulling, and pulling, and pulling after what seemed like forever it finally came… to…a… end. In my mind I’m like we getting ready to flip this truck completely over. This freebie was worth it, but, I would soon see that the joke was completely on me. He was like you going suck it. Ain ran into too many bitches that can handle all of it. When he said that, I was like ok bet. So as, I proceed to wear this nigga dick out to the point, I know for a fact his ass remember me still to this day. Now keep in mind at some point, I had kick my Heels off cause, I believe, I had my DC. Boots on that particular night. The real DC. BOOTS… I had kick them off girl, I hadn’t notice while, I was performing he was also getting ready to perform. So in the mist of him moaning, and shit he said he had a shoe fetish. Ain paying that shit no mind, I had witness a bunch of shit as well as been in a bunch of shit. So a shoe fetish to me wont shit, but as he was saying it he grabbed my shoes, and honestly, I had to etha be in a zone while, I was working his cock, or just, I don’t know because when he snapped me back to reality after he said lay on your back I’m bout dig off in your pussy. I lifted my head up, and what, I witness made me turn all shades of the ghostly. This Homo Ass Motha Fucking ass Nigga had been digging in the back of my carriage fishing threw my old wigs, and had found one of the interest, and put it on, and my shoes. How, I didn’t know this was going on, I had no clue. This undercover cross dresser had played me. He played to no end this go round. He was like, I hope you don’t mind, I like to bust a nut in costume, but under the circumstances, I couldn’t get into all, I wanted to put on cause, I couldn’t find nothing else. Honestly, I couldn’t wrap my head around it because this motha fucka came off so therro, Even in that get up he was still giving every bit of a nigga. It was like he had lost a bet, and had to put that shit on for punishment, and nobody saw him ( PERIOD ) Now that, I look back on this shit. That fuckory he pulled it would have cost him if not 500.00 or better because he could have told me this from jump, and it would have been nothing of the sort, and everything including a fee cause he got over. He did that… Then he had the gods to part his lips similar to the red sea releasing the tunes of… Don’t stop now Mommy I’m almost finish. Don’t get me wrong if this had of been today 2013. It would have been waaaaay the fuck different, but back then somewhere still, I was a girl in training. So some mistakes were going to be made, and O, I learned from this one. Did you hear me. Lucky him even after the gander he pulled, I felt no need to be a bitch, and I said this is what’s going to happen I’m going to jerk you off the rest of the way cause all this ain feeling with no motivation. Then, I drove him back told him to keep the wig made sure my shoes was still in my back seat, and a exhausted me drove back, I realize after, I wasn’t mad entirely, I was mad at the fact that one, I didn’t charge that fool, and two, I had to take his ass back home, and then drive back. Other than that the shit was another crazy experience. On the way back, I thought about it, and laughed because, I know I wasn’t the first girl he got like that, but it did happen to me. In my first encounter with a undercover thugged out cross dresser. After that night, I never saw that fool again. Nor has this happen to me again. This the first time I’m telling this story, I mean it’s funny now. Well it was funny then. O man lol. You heard it here first,
Under the circumstances, I wasn’t even going to tell this motha fuckin story, but I been giving yal my opinion on random acts. So, I figure, I give the audience a taste of how my life was at one point. Now this was when I, was into all acts of all kinds of shit, and if it wasn’t about a dollar then it wasn’t about shit, and whatever my name was at the time could do for you, but don’t let this title fool you. Get the full confirmation as you read. This just one of my stories when, I working the beat. So, I met this fool on Church Street one night after the club. Was it after the club, or was, I just out there working. F.Y.I… If you know anything about Church Street how it was back then you know the variations was not to fucked with. If you was looking for me, and I wasn’t occupied at the time of. Then you would have found me there swirling. Anyway, I was clocking good that night so when, I was about to wrap shit up, and head home to go to bed cause, I lived like 40 minutes away, and when you out all fucking night what seem like all but 10 minutes in the beginning. At the end of it all that drive back takes forever, I was tired, and a bitch wont thinking. He was cute, I was like 22, 23 something like that anyway he saw me getting in my car, and at that time, I was living life kinda fearless so when he had walked up, I wont on some ol nervous shit. Plus if he was out there he knew what time it was, and he wanted something, and if I was in my right frame of mind for all of what shit he pulled. It would have cost him bookoo bucks, and I don’t know how he managed to do so, but he talked me into chilling with him for about a hour longer on the next block with this other crack headed ho. When she obviously needed a hit she got lost real fast. See shit like that didn’t bother me long as, I wasn’t doing it, and it still don’t. Then he was like let’s go chill at your spot I’m like look this shit going to have to take place another time, but then he manage to somehow get me to do it. Honestly, I didn’t fuck at all that night, and I wasn’t in need of it, but maybe just maybe, and in that split second, I said fuck it, and we was in my yard. So in my mind I’m thinking this hood ass mother fucker for all of this I’m bout to make him wear me out. So we in my truck parked in my yard cause shit ready get real, and I’m nosey if, and only if. So he hopes in the back, and I follow up. He like suck my dick. First he took his shirt off. Body on point. I’m like okay cool, and then he took that motha fuckin dick out, I swear he was pulling, and pulling, and pulling after what seemed like forever it finally came… to…a… end. In my mind I’m like we getting ready to flip this truck completely over. This freebie was worth it, but, I would soon see that the joke was completely on me. He was like you going suck it. Ain ran into too many bitches that can handle all of it. When he said that, I was like ok bet. So as, I proceed to wear this nigga dick out to the point, I know for a fact his ass remember me still to this day. Now keep in mind at some point, I had kick my Heels off cause, I believe, I had my DC. Boots on that particular night. The real DC. BOOTS… I had kick them off girl, I hadn’t notice while, I was performing he was also getting ready to perform. So in the mist of him moaning, and shit he said he had a shoe fetish. Ain paying that shit no mind, I had witness a bunch of shit as well as been in a bunch of shit. So a shoe fetish to me wont shit, but as he was saying it he grabbed my shoes, and honestly, I had to etha be in a zone while, I was working his cock, or just, I don’t know because when he snapped me back to reality after he said lay on your back I’m bout dig off in your pussy. I lifted my head up, and what, I witness made me turn all shades of the ghostly. This Homo Ass Motha Fucking ass Nigga had been digging in the back of my carriage fishing threw my old wigs, and had found one of the interest, and put it on, and my shoes. How, I didn’t know this was going on, I had no clue. This undercover cross dresser had played me. He played to no end this go round. He was like, I hope you don’t mind, I like to bust a nut in costume, but under the circumstances, I couldn’t get into all, I wanted to put on cause, I couldn’t find nothing else. Honestly, I couldn’t wrap my head around it because this motha fucka came off so therro, Even in that get up he was still giving every bit of a nigga. It was like he had lost a bet, and had to put that shit on for punishment, and nobody saw him ( PERIOD ) Now that, I look back on this shit. That fuckory he pulled it would have cost him if not 500.00 or better because he could have told me this from jump, and it would have been nothing of the sort, and everything including a fee cause he got over. He did that… Then he had the gods to part his lips similar to the red sea releasing the tunes of… Don’t stop now Mommy I’m almost finish. Don’t get me wrong if this had of been today 2013. It would have been waaaaay the fuck different, but back then somewhere still, I was a girl in training. So some mistakes were going to be made, and O, I learned from this one. Did you hear me. Lucky him even after the gander he pulled, I felt no need to be a bitch, and I said this is what’s going to happen I’m going to jerk you off the rest of the way cause all this ain feeling with no motivation. Then, I drove him back told him to keep the wig made sure my shoes was still in my back seat, and a exhausted me drove back, I realize after, I wasn’t mad entirely, I was mad at the fact that one, I didn’t charge that fool, and two, I had to take his ass back home, and then drive back. Other than that the shit was another crazy experience. On the way back, I thought about it, and laughed because, I know I wasn’t the first girl he got like that, but it did happen to me. In my first encounter with a undercover thugged out cross dresser. After that night, I never saw that fool again. Nor has this happen to me again. This the first time I’m telling this story, I mean it’s funny now. Well it was funny then. O man lol. You heard it here first,
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